It's how I roll

How do you walk with one foot stuck in your mouth?

You don't. You fall.
Then you roll along until the time you can get back up onto both feet again.

I've made an ass of myself, and it's not the first time. This time it's especially bad though. I think I've lost something special.

But lessons come in many forms, and hindsight tends to be the bitch that karma sicks on you.

So now I roll.